Following the wild success of Telepathy, we're proud to announce our new project:

"Farmers create the cube-shaped watermelons by placing the fruit in a transparent box as they grow."

Ah, a bizarre day. Today, I ate a kangaroo steak (the best I can describe it as is very chewy lamb), drank espresso(sp?) from a shot glass (it makes total sense, because espresso comes in shots), noticed that the branding on a cube of sugar was "Daddy" (heh, heh, see what they did there?) and was lunged at by a French Bulldog (as in, that's the name of the breed: it wasn't just a bulldog that happened to be French (although, given that I'm in France, that's fairly likely)) who was called Scottie.

The first three happened all at the same restaurant.